You’re very practiced at drinking. You’ve done it for years and you know just how much to have to get that strong buzz without overdoing it.
You’re girlfriend on the other hand, is getting sloppy. She’s only had 2 drinks but you can see it in her voice and body. Her movements look clumsy. Instead of saying things, she exclaims them. She starts to pour herself another glass. Save both yourselves the embarrassment. Stop her.
You may think she can handle it. You’d be wrong.
You may think you should respect her decisions. Bitch, that’s a mistake.
She’s a grown ass adult. Who are you to say she’s had enough? You’re the man, that’s who.
Girls get drunk way faster than men. And they get way more dramatic too. You want her tipsy, not wasted. That’s like one and half drinks.
Sidenote: Alcohol is unhealthy and you shouldn’t drink it. I’ve been drinking everyday for the past 3 weeks. Time to shut this shit down.
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